Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• I’m still in my pj’s. Robe and slippers. Right now it is 11:38 am.

• Jack slept until 9 am. 9 am People! I had to wake him up. Just like his mother. Loves to sleep in. He was in a great mood when he woke up. Bonus.

• Monday morning sleeping in is becoming the norm for the poopsie. I am beginning to like Monday mornings.

• Back off. I just spent the weekend not sleeping (because apparently I have insomnia again… only on the weekends though) and beating myself up because I’m a bad mother, a bad wife, I’m fat and ugly, and can’t keep my house/laundry/dishes clean. I’ll give you one guess as to what my problem really is. Crazy.

• I bought a 48 inch wreath this weekend. That is huge – in case you can’t picture in your head how big that is.

• This is the second 48 inch wreath I have purchased in two weeks. I didn’t tell you about the other one, well because I was afraid that the Internet would think I was crazy. I’m crazy. The one from last week is going back.

• In case you are wondering. Target has the nicest looking, pre-lit, indoor/outdoor, and yet affordable, 48 inch wreaths out there. I’ve been just about everywhere. Trust me.

• I have eaten four brownies in the past 14 hours. I don’t recommend the marble swirl brownies. Not as good as the regular ones.

• I watch way too much television. I find myself staying up late to watch a weeks worth of the View. What is wrong with me? Oh, right, crazy.

• Isn’t Grey’s Anatomy the best? The last few minutes of last week’s show were the best. I almost thought that McDreamy was going to see Meredith with McSteamy and flip out.

• I wonder if the bachelor will choose Sadie (the virgin with a lisp) or the dark haired crazy one? We all know that he isn’t going to choose the other blond… or is he?

• I could keep going about TV but I won’t because I need to go take a shower before JZ wakes up.